The Corpus Christi, Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body in
the Nueces River near Labonte Park . The dead man's name will not be
released until his family has been notified..
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string,
a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a Sarah Palin for President in 2012
t-shirt.
He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Palin t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.
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